little bit of cyber space for Wilma, and I'm not talking about my gaydar membership!.
For those of you who don't know me, my names Wilma Fingadoo... Total whore of Hounslow Heath who loves a pack of silk cut and a vodka and diet coke (people say I have a drink problem, I don't have the problem they do!!)
... and don't forget the straw!!
I am a cart wheeling drunk drag queen... (need the drink to help the cart wheeling)
...who is getting quite a following on the circuit in West London and pleased to call my home...
The Windsor Castle
...not the one in Windsor, the one in Hounslow, can't stand Liz's tenna lady's all over the place!
I’m vile, quick witted and normally so far past the PC line I cant even see the bloody thing!
I just think lets just get drunk have a laugh and have a shag!
I love men (sorry lesbians!) mind you I did have a fumble with a ventriloquist in the dressing room, think she thought I was the puppet when she said she wanted to put her hands up me skirt and make my lips move!
